I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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