god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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