I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
