I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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