dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He shit in the fireplace
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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