a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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