New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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