we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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