I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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