i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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