i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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