at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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