He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
