i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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