Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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