she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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