There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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