check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Say something about gay babies.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Enjoy the penises
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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