Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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