i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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