Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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