Don't make out with my wife yet
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have already put on my inside pants.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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