This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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