I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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