Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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