Do you still have your period?
Plan B is the new Plan A
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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