She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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