The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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