Where is the hickey?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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