hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We are two peas in an std pod
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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