I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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