I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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