Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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