I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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