I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
how drunk are you?
Several
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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