Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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