My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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