I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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