remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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