Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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