Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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