There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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