I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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