I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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