This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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