it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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