Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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