i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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