I think I died a long time ago.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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