i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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