i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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