I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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