it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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