I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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