Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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