I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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