wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
